As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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