Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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