So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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