I heard we made out
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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