He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
There's always time for handjobs
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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