So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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