Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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