Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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