He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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