It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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