I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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