D3 body, D1 cock
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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