So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
this will be a night to untag.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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