Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
