Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Randomize
