she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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