i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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