Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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