I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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