I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he thought i was a dude.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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