He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i dont even know how to be here
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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