doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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