I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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