office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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