Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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