i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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