you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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