The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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