HIV tests are more positive than that guy
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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