We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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