it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
worst night to have a conscience
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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