It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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