No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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