just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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