The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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