Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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