I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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