i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
No...this little piggys going to the bar
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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