I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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