You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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