I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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