Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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