at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I think your dad took our porno
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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