Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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