I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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