It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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