We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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