It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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