just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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