Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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