Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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