god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
