I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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